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["Sexy and I Know It" by LMFAO playing]

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♪ I'm sexy and I know it ♪

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♪ I'm sexy and I know it ♪

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-Hey man, how are you? What's up?
-Great, thanks!

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-Hi, Steve.
-Hey! Come on in.

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-Aziz, how you doin'?
-Hey, man?

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What's up?

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Look. Two VIP tickets. Saturday night.

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-They're all yours. Happy or what?
-Very happy.

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It's gonna be a hell of a fight.
I'm talking boxing at its best!

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Bah-bah-bah. Keep your guard up, okay?

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-Hey, Sam!
-Hey, beautiful!

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Are any of the photo shoot pictures ready?

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-Ah, they need editing, hon.
-Editing?

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Yeah, hon! You insisted
on doing it at a friend's house.

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Now look. If you'd listened to me,
you'd be on the cover of Vogue.

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Only one bottle of champagne?
Who orders just one bottle? Cheapskate!

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-Hey, Paul.
-How you doing?

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-Great, and you?
-Doing good.

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Hey, Tonio. What's up?

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Hey, Thibs! Thibs!

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[patron] Yeah, I knew I recognized him.
Look, every time…

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-[Thibs] How are you?
-[man] Fine, and you?

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Wait, wait. Tell me something.

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Why haven't I heard back
from your friend in Dubai, huh?

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Did you send the deposit?

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Of course I did. 30%.

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-30? It's 60.
-60%?

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What's he gonna do with 30% in Dubai?

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-You can't even buy a doormat with that.
-Doormat?

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-Since when?
-If you want your money back, just say it.

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No, no, no, it's fine.
But I'm counting on you, okay?

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Pay what you owe and we'll be good, huh?
30% in Dubai. What a joke.

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Hey! How are you?

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Oh, oh.

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You're handsy. [chuckling]

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-[knock on door]
-Yeah?

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Hey, Nico. Hm. Sit down.

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I hope you weren't followed.
The cops have been on my ass lately.

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Nah, don't worry.

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Hey.

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Nice stuff.

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-Told you so.
-You did.

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So.

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This small trinket weighs…

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33 grams.

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Hm.

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Magic potion time. [chuckles]

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[sizzling]

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32.75.

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Hm.

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50 ducats times 32.75,

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times the price of, uh,
of pure gold which is…

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95.53.

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-Really?
-Yeah.

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[chuckles]

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That comes out to 136,430 euros.

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I'll just round it up to 137. Hm?

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-Huh.
-[laughs]

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-You sure that's, right?
-You smarter than a calculator?

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Hm.

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It's 156,430.

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[scoffs]

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Oh. Yeah.

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[chuckles]

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[guard] Boss! The cops are here!

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[exciting music playing]

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-Give me that!
-I swear I didn't call them.

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Here, keep the change.

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[patrons screaming]

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-Hey, hey! Police!
-Huh?

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-Where do you think you're going, huh?
-[drunkenly] What do you want?

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Okay, get out.

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Moron.

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[school bell ringing]

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FLUNKED

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-[sighs]
-[lock beeping]

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Finally.

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[sighs]

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Benjamin Costa. Boxing manager.

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Sam Gendrec. Photographer.

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Thibault "Thibs" Willers.

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Real estate developer in Dubai.

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Nico Mandred. Art dealer.

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A real shapeshifter.

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So tell me, who are you?

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-If I tell you, what do I get?
-Theft, concealment, repeated offenses…

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Seven years minimum.

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-Hm.
-Hm.

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Seven years is quite long.

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-If you count it in days that's--
-That's 2,555 days.

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61,320 hours.

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How does zero sound to you… Eddy?

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Ah.

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I've been keeping an eye on you
for a while now.

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Eddy Santozzio.

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Born on July 3, 1989, in Paris.

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Your father's an accountant.
Your mother is…

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Is ripping people off a job? I'm not sure.

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Very talented student,
especially in mathematics,

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but got thrown out of school at 17.

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First sentence at 18
and then snowball effect.

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Like Mom.

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-Bravo.
-Mm.

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I'm not a snitch.

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Amazing.
But nobody's asking you to be one.

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I'm looking for someone to go undercover.

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[sighs] As what?

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As a teacher. In high school.
Pretty low-key.

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No, no, no.

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I'll never set foot in high school again.

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Anton Sagirov. He's in charge of
the heroin travelling around France.

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And the AK's the dealers use
to blow each other away? Also his doing.

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-This guy?
-Mm-hm.

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-Nice back.
-Yes.

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A picture of his feet might help too.

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[chuckles]

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I've been on his ass for three years.
Night and day.

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-I barely see my kids or husband.
-Your hairdresser either apparently.

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I don't know what he looks like
but two weeks ago I intercepted a message.

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He has a kid that goes to
Charles Baudelaire High School in Lille.

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If I can identify the kid and the mother
then we can put pressure on Sagirov,

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get him to come back to France
and catch his ass.

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And you…

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you're gonna find that kid.

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What's his name?

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-Sagirov. I told you.
-Your husband.

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What's your husband's name? Huh?

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He probably has some weak-ass name.

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Like Jonathan.

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It's not Jonathan. Anyway, you in?

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Find another person.

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Please, hello? [sighs]

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-Can someone come get me?
-I had a colleague go undercover.

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Ended up taking leave
for burnout 48 hours in.

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[clears throat]

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You. You're good at math.

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You're very good at playing pretend.

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The clock's ticking.
In three weeks its final exams time.

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After that Sagirov gets his kid back
and it's over.

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Then it's over.

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I choose seven years in prison
over three weeks in high school. 'Kay?

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[scoffs] Yeah. Okay.

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-Good.
-Mm.

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All right, well, good luck
then because seven years… it's long.

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-Don't worry. I'll be fine.
-Especially for a pedophile.

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What?

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Uh, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
I've never touched a kid in my life.

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I believe you.

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But, uh, you know how it goes.

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Once the rumors start spreading…

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2,555 days getting your ass kicked.

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Trust me.
You'll end up counting every second.

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[exhales]

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Don't be upset, Eddy.

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We'll take care of you.

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Here we are! Home sweet home.
Édouard Martin.

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Édouard? Ugh!
What's up with the shitty name?

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New life calls for a new identity.
Uh, by the way give me your wallet.

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All right, so you got a degree in math.

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Then you got a few jobs
at accounting firms.

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-Wow.
-And last but not least,

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you felt a sudden urge
to give back to our Republic.

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-For all it's given you. Right?
-[grumbles] Obviously.

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Yeah. So you became a math teacher.

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There. The Police. Funny coincidence.

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July 2007?

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Tsk.

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-You missed it.
-That's my lucky charm so give it back.

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I took the room in the back.

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-We'll have check-ins twice a day.
-All right.

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Guess now it's, uh, bedtime.
'Cause tomorrow…

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-Tomorrow?
-You've got school.

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What? I start tomorrow?

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No, no, no, no. Wait a sec!
I have to study! I don't remember--

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Relax. All substitute teachers are lost.

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Yup. That's our education system.

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[foreboding music playing]

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CHARLES BAUDELAIRE HIGH SCHOOL

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-[inhales deeply]
-[heartbeat pounding]

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[school bell ringing]

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[students chattering indistinctly]

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Substitute?

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Yeah. Mathematics.

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-Hi. I'm Édouard.
-No, no. I won't remember.

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Too many of you come and go.
I don't need your name.

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-Okay.
-Where's your first class?

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I don't know. Nobody told me.

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-Nobody told you?
-[boy] What did you say?

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-Come say it to my face, motherfucker!
-Cut it out, Delbeck!

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Do you need help?

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Okay, okay.

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All right, well, I'll call Viviane.
She'll take care of you. Okay.

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Perfect. Thanks.

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[Delbeck] You gonna cry or what?

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[chuckles] Look at him. He's so pathetic.

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You okay? Here.

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Yeah thanks.

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[both grunt]

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Sorry, sir. I didn't see you there.

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Yeah, no problem. No problem at all.

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-What's going on? Kylian, get to class!
-[kisses]

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Let it go. Hey.
Don't start playing his game, 'kay?

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Otherwise you're done.

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You just have to stay calm.
But be prepared.

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[laughs] Welcome to our school.

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-Ah, Viviane. Great timing.
-Édouard? Édouard Martin?

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Édouard?

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Édouard? Édouard Martin, yes.
Nice to meet you.

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-I'm Viviane, the PEA.
-Okay.

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Oh dear. Straight from a Title One?

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-A Title One?
-Yeah. A low-income district.

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Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

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-Exactly. I came straight from there.
-Follow me.

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Oh.

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Oh my! Always stick to the walls, okay?

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Walking these halls is more dangerous
than walking on a highway.

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-Last year a colleague got trampled on.
-Trampled on?

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-You're teaching three AP classes, right?
-Yeah.

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-Did you bring your tup for lunch?
-My what?

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Your tup. Your Tupperware.

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It's either cafeteria or tup.

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But for the cafeteria you have to
book your spot a day before.

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Don't worry.
We'll manage for today's lunch.

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Give me your number and I'll add you
to the WhatsApp group of teachers.

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We share little tips and tricks.
Send funny pics.

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-[chuckles] Trash talk the minister too.
-Ah.

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It's not very useful
but it builds team spirit.

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Did the principal send you
your codes for your ENT and KOXO?

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-For the ENT we use PRONOTE. It's not bad.
-Uh.

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But don't worry! You'll be fine.
And you're not a HT and you won't do OTs.

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I mean, unless you want to do ECAs?
If you do you'll let us know, okay?

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Whatever the case,
you can sort that out with EDA.

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-All right. Come on. Follow me!
-Great.

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I'm so fed up! Viviane!

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Madam is accusing me of stealing
her coffee pods.

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-This is absurd!
-I'm not accusing you.

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I'm blaming you cause you're guilty.

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You're always stealing stuff
to bring to the migrant camp.

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First the coffee pods, then the Post-its.

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Excuse me for wanting
to bring decency to their lives.

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Bring all the decency you want but
stay away from my pods.

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-They're ten bucks a box.
-I'll go buy more.

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-There, okay!
-No, no, no, no, no, no! No! Listen.

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The problem isn't the pods, Viviane. The
problem is that I can't take it anymore.

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I am fed up!

247
00:11:40,920 --> 00:11:43,400
The teacher's room
is supposed to be a safe space.

248
00:11:43,480 --> 00:11:45,480
I am done working with a fascist.

249
00:11:45,560 --> 00:11:46,720
-Oh.
-Come on!

250
00:11:46,800 --> 00:11:49,760
If being a fascist is not believing
in your dumbass bullshit

251
00:11:49,840 --> 00:11:51,800
of "parent 1"
and "parent 2" on report cards.

252
00:11:51,880 --> 00:11:54,200
Then yes! I can say loud and clear
that I'm a fascist!

253
00:11:54,280 --> 00:11:56,600
I'm sorry but a child
needs a dad and a mom.

254
00:11:56,680 --> 00:11:59,160
I was brought up by a father and mother
who came from overseas.

255
00:11:59,240 --> 00:12:01,960
Kept their heads down and worked
their asses off to buy their own pods!

256
00:12:02,040 --> 00:12:04,760
I'm gonna stop you, you liar,
because back then there were no pods.

257
00:12:04,840 --> 00:12:07,520
-Uh.
-There, bam! Timeout card. Shut it.

258
00:12:07,600 --> 00:12:11,080
Listen up, honbuns. This is Édouard,
he's our new substitute teacher in math.

259
00:12:11,160 --> 00:12:12,120
Hello.

260
00:12:12,200 --> 00:12:14,480
This is Nora.
History and geography teacher.

261
00:12:14,560 --> 00:12:17,240
-Hi.
-And Pablo. Physics and chemistry.

262
00:12:17,320 --> 00:12:19,880
-Hello.
-And Gilbert, biology.

263
00:12:19,960 --> 00:12:20,880
Hello.

264
00:12:20,960 --> 00:12:22,880
-Nice to meet you, Édouard.
-Hi, how are ya?

265
00:12:22,960 --> 00:12:24,120
-Welcome.
-Thanks.

266
00:12:24,200 --> 00:12:26,920
-So tell me, is there a pronoun?
-Ah, damn it. There we go again.

267
00:12:27,520 --> 00:12:28,400
He? She?

268
00:12:28,480 --> 00:12:29,840
-Is there… a what?
-They?

269
00:12:29,920 --> 00:12:31,640
Tsk. Is he joking?

270
00:12:31,720 --> 00:12:33,920
Undetermined?
Undetermined is perfectly fine.

271
00:12:34,000 --> 00:12:36,600
No worries. No judgment.
You want a coffee?

272
00:12:36,680 --> 00:12:38,760
-All right. If there are any pods left?
-No.

273
00:12:45,200 --> 00:12:46,960
Hey. Do you have an extra pod for me?

274
00:12:47,480 --> 00:12:48,520
-Yeah.
-Ah.

275
00:12:48,600 --> 00:12:51,760
Okay so I give you a pod
and you just take it?

276
00:12:52,680 --> 00:12:54,440
-Yeah.
-What if I had poisoned it?

277
00:12:54,520 --> 00:12:57,120
They already poisoned you
with their vaccine, no?

278
00:12:57,200 --> 00:13:00,880
-Wake up and smell the coffee. Hm?
-That's Laurence, our Russian teacher.

279
00:13:00,960 --> 00:13:03,840
Laurence, this is Édouard. Our new
substitute teacher for math classes.

280
00:13:03,920 --> 00:13:06,000
-Hey. Hello.
-Say hello. Come on.

281
00:13:12,280 --> 00:13:13,320
Be careful.

282
00:13:14,120 --> 00:13:15,760
[speaks Russian]

283
00:13:15,840 --> 00:13:16,720
[chuckles]

284
00:13:18,320 --> 00:13:20,680
-What does that mean?
-You know what I mean.

285
00:13:21,400 --> 00:13:22,960
No. Not really.

286
00:13:25,040 --> 00:13:28,280
-[sighs]
-Ah! Well, anyway. There are no pods left.

287
00:13:30,480 --> 00:13:32,080
[muffled] Gilbert, it's time.

288
00:13:33,280 --> 00:13:34,120
Gilbert!

289
00:13:34,200 --> 00:13:35,680
-Huh? Oh.
-The bell rang.

290
00:13:35,760 --> 00:13:37,720
The photocopier is in the teacher's room

291
00:13:37,800 --> 00:13:40,480
but either it doesn't work,
is out of toner or there's no paper.

292
00:13:40,560 --> 00:13:41,520
Hi, Michel.

293
00:13:41,600 --> 00:13:44,040
Anyway, try to avoid
using the photocopier.

294
00:13:44,120 --> 00:13:45,240
Here's your classroom.

295
00:13:45,320 --> 00:13:46,320
Okay.

296
00:13:48,680 --> 00:13:50,280
Hello. Come on in. Hello.

297
00:13:50,920 --> 00:13:52,360
Zelie, how's the sprain?

298
00:13:53,960 --> 00:13:55,360
-Hello! Good morning.
-Morning.

299
00:13:56,040 --> 00:13:57,440
-Hi! Hello.
-Hi.

300
00:13:57,520 --> 00:13:59,680
-Theo, please. Hood off. Thanks.
-Hello.

301
00:14:00,200 --> 00:14:01,600
-[Viviane] Hello.
-[boy] Hello.

302
00:14:01,680 --> 00:14:03,360
There. Here's your pass.

303
00:14:04,440 --> 00:14:05,560
Be strong, buddy.

304
00:14:06,080 --> 00:14:07,800
Wait, you're leaving me on my own here?

305
00:14:08,320 --> 00:14:10,040
Uh, I never taught a full class.

306
00:14:10,120 --> 00:14:12,280
But you said you were
a teacher at a Title One.

307
00:14:12,360 --> 00:14:14,000
-I was very sick at the time.
-Ah?

308
00:14:14,080 --> 00:14:16,680
Practically the whole year.
Staphylococcus.

309
00:14:16,760 --> 00:14:17,880
-No way?
-It was terrible.

310
00:14:17,960 --> 00:14:19,000
[sighs]

311
00:14:19,080 --> 00:14:21,720
I can't deal with this right now.
It's too late.

312
00:14:22,320 --> 00:14:24,720
You didn't watch a YouTube tutorial
or something?

313
00:14:24,800 --> 00:14:26,680
Can't you just stay for one class only?

314
00:14:26,760 --> 00:14:30,120
Honbun, you'll be fine. Don't worry, okay?
Just don't get upset. Ever.

315
00:14:30,200 --> 00:14:32,120
Once they smell fear, it's over.
You're toast.

316
00:14:33,600 --> 00:14:36,560
Teach those who follow. Forget
about the rest it's a waste of time.

317
00:14:36,640 --> 00:14:37,960
That's awful, you serious?

318
00:14:38,040 --> 00:14:39,480
I know but that's life.

319
00:14:39,560 --> 00:14:42,360
You throw them in, see who floats
and save those ones. Okay?

320
00:14:42,440 --> 00:14:44,920
You've got this! And remember Jefferson.

321
00:14:48,400 --> 00:14:49,880
Who the hell is Jefferson?

322
00:14:50,600 --> 00:14:51,600
[exhales]

323
00:14:58,120 --> 00:15:00,120
[students chattering loudly]

324
00:15:01,600 --> 00:15:03,880
[softly] Good Morning, I'm Édouard Martin.
Your, um…

325
00:15:03,960 --> 00:15:05,080
[chattering continues]

326
00:15:06,000 --> 00:15:07,040
[exhales]

327
00:15:08,920 --> 00:15:11,880
Morning everybody. I'm Édouard Martin,
your new math teacher.

328
00:15:11,960 --> 00:15:13,280
Of course nobody gives a damn.

329
00:15:20,240 --> 00:15:21,880
[shouting] Shut up!

330
00:15:25,240 --> 00:15:26,480
[Lucie] Sagirov has a kid.

331
00:15:26,560 --> 00:15:27,520
[sighs]

332
00:15:28,720 --> 00:15:29,840
And you…

333
00:15:32,280 --> 00:15:33,400
[exhales]

334
00:15:34,200 --> 00:15:35,440
You're gonna find that kid.

335
00:15:37,560 --> 00:15:38,560
Morning.

336
00:15:39,080 --> 00:15:40,880
[all] Good morning.

337
00:15:41,600 --> 00:15:43,560
I'm Édouard Martin. I am your new

338
00:15:44,240 --> 00:15:46,160
math teacher. I mean for now, all right?

339
00:15:46,240 --> 00:15:48,400
It's an honor to meet you all.

340
00:15:48,480 --> 00:15:52,800
Um, I'm not from here actually.
I'm from thousands of miles away.

341
00:15:52,880 --> 00:15:54,040
I grew up in…

342
00:15:55,240 --> 00:15:57,400
in a… in a refugee camp.

343
00:15:58,080 --> 00:15:59,760
In Bosnia. Mm-hm.

344
00:15:59,840 --> 00:16:03,400
Both my parents are dead. But, uh,
right before dying, my father, uh…

345
00:16:03,960 --> 00:16:05,240
He told me, ''Doudou."

346
00:16:05,920 --> 00:16:07,560
[speaking made-up Bosnian]

347
00:16:08,520 --> 00:16:10,600
So that's super vulgar
and not very cool for my mom.

348
00:16:11,280 --> 00:16:13,520
But then he said, "Doudou, go to France."

349
00:16:13,600 --> 00:16:17,840
"The country of Victor Hugo,
Charles de Gaulle."

350
00:16:17,920 --> 00:16:20,520
"France is lots of paid holidays."

351
00:16:20,600 --> 00:16:23,520
"Protests and strikes.
Baguettes and croissants. Kylian Mbappé!"

352
00:16:24,000 --> 00:16:25,480
"Go to France…

353
00:16:26,720 --> 00:16:28,640
and teach mathematics."

354
00:16:29,880 --> 00:16:33,560
So that's why I'm here in your classroom
today. As your new math teacher.

355
00:16:35,000 --> 00:16:36,120
It's like a tribute…

356
00:16:37,640 --> 00:16:38,760
to my dear father.

357
00:16:39,960 --> 00:16:44,200
Speaking of fathers! Do any of you
not know who their father is?

358
00:16:45,480 --> 00:16:47,440
Yeah? Oh amazing!

359
00:16:48,280 --> 00:16:52,200
Not the fact you don't know him.
But amazing, nice to meet you. [chuckles]

360
00:16:52,280 --> 00:16:54,200
-Your names please.
-Océane.

361
00:16:54,280 --> 00:16:55,240
Lucas.

362
00:16:55,320 --> 00:16:56,880
-Lucas, 'kay.
-Ah, Théo.

363
00:16:56,960 --> 00:17:01,080
The rest of you? You, you're happy?
Lucky jerks with both parents?

364
00:17:01,160 --> 00:17:03,800
Maybe one of you has a father
with a small criminal record?

365
00:17:04,400 --> 00:17:05,960
What's wrong with this guy?

366
00:17:06,040 --> 00:17:07,640
-[girl] Why's he asking that?
-Ah!

367
00:17:07,720 --> 00:17:08,840
He can't ask that!

368
00:17:08,920 --> 00:17:10,000
Any ex-cons?

369
00:17:10,080 --> 00:17:11,120
That's harassment, sir!

370
00:17:11,200 --> 00:17:13,400
Harassment? What are you talking about?

371
00:17:13,480 --> 00:17:16,040
-We're just getting to know each other.
-He's crazy.

372
00:17:16,120 --> 00:17:19,040
Wow. Calm down.
Okay, that's enough guys! Hey!

373
00:17:19,640 --> 00:17:23,400
If that's how it is open your notebooks.
Where were you in, uh, in the syllabus?

374
00:17:24,000 --> 00:17:26,640
-Function limits.
-Okay, perfect. That's easy.

375
00:17:27,160 --> 00:17:28,320
All right.

376
00:17:28,400 --> 00:17:32,920
Let f be a function of x and y.

377
00:17:33,000 --> 00:17:36,000
Where x represents the…

378
00:17:38,440 --> 00:17:41,240
The number of kilos of cocaine
found at every single point of sale,

379
00:17:41,320 --> 00:17:43,200
and y represents
the number of Kalashnikovs

380
00:17:43,280 --> 00:17:45,200
crossing the French border each day.

381
00:17:45,280 --> 00:17:47,760
What's the matter?
I could do the exercise using potatoes

382
00:17:47,840 --> 00:17:50,960
and… and… and tomatoes but this
is the real world, guys! Okay?

383
00:17:51,040 --> 00:17:53,320
Wake up. Mule cars
don't carry vegetables in their trunk!

384
00:17:53,400 --> 00:17:55,960
That's life in the hood!
Now listen carefully and be honest.

385
00:17:56,040 --> 00:17:58,200
Whose father is in import-export of…

386
00:17:58,280 --> 00:17:59,560
[imitates machine gun sounds]

387
00:18:00,520 --> 00:18:01,560
No?

388
00:18:02,160 --> 00:18:03,000
Nobody?

389
00:18:03,960 --> 00:18:07,400
All right then, fine. We'll just continue
with banal function limits and that's it.

390
00:18:08,520 --> 00:18:10,520
[students chattering indistinctly]

391
00:18:16,640 --> 00:18:19,320
-Édouard! Come sit with us!
-Coming.

392
00:18:21,600 --> 00:18:22,640
[Eddy sighs]

393
00:18:23,920 --> 00:18:25,200
You sure? That's a lot of carbs.

394
00:18:26,560 --> 00:18:27,520
Yeah, why?

395
00:18:27,600 --> 00:18:28,480
I mean…

396
00:18:31,320 --> 00:18:33,120
[chuckles] See ya.

397
00:18:33,200 --> 00:18:34,280
[Nora] See you later.

398
00:18:35,640 --> 00:18:36,960
What's wrong with my shirt?

399
00:18:38,640 --> 00:18:40,800
-He's kind of a jerk.
-Florian, PE teacher.

400
00:18:40,880 --> 00:18:42,800
PE. An acronym I can actually understand.

401
00:18:42,880 --> 00:18:44,600
So how did your first math class go?

402
00:18:44,680 --> 00:18:45,720
[Nora] Oh yeah? So?

403
00:18:46,360 --> 00:18:48,600
-Between us they suck, right?
-I know. Tell me about it.

404
00:18:48,680 --> 00:18:51,240
Back then kids were smart.
Those days are long gone.

405
00:18:51,320 --> 00:18:53,960
There we go again with the
"Things were better back then.”

406
00:18:54,040 --> 00:18:55,840
And blah, blah, blah and bouh, bouh, bouh.

407
00:18:55,920 --> 00:18:57,920
I'm saying if we were
more selective with our students

408
00:18:58,000 --> 00:18:59,480
there'd be less shit going on.

409
00:18:59,560 --> 00:19:02,520
If believing in merit makes me a fascist,
then yeah. I'm a fascist.

410
00:19:02,600 --> 00:19:04,000
Yes. We agree on that.

411
00:19:04,840 --> 00:19:07,000
-Okay, who wants one?
-Already took mine.

412
00:19:07,080 --> 00:19:08,760
-I don't like the new flavor.
-You don't?

413
00:19:08,840 --> 00:19:11,320
No. I like these instead.
Seroplex, want one?

414
00:19:12,360 --> 00:19:14,560
-What are those?
-Antidepressants.

415
00:19:14,640 --> 00:19:15,560
Oh! No thanks.

416
00:19:15,640 --> 00:19:17,800
[chuckles]
Yeah, we'll see about that in a week.

417
00:19:17,880 --> 00:19:19,880
[chuckles] Yeah. I'll be gone by then.

418
00:19:21,400 --> 00:19:23,160
I mean, I'm guessing, right?

419
00:19:24,440 --> 00:19:25,280
Unfortunately.

420
00:19:27,440 --> 00:19:30,160
That's the life of a substitute teacher.
One day here, another day there.

421
00:19:30,240 --> 00:19:31,920
-Yeah, of course.
-Oh, right.

422
00:19:32,000 --> 00:19:34,920
-Like a travelling carney.
-[Pablo] I'm gonna be honest with you.

423
00:19:35,000 --> 00:19:37,880
It's absurd and completely scandalous
the way they treat you.

424
00:19:37,960 --> 00:19:40,440
By the way,
come to our next meeting of the IOU.

425
00:19:40,520 --> 00:19:41,800
-You do?
-You're gonna like it.

426
00:19:41,880 --> 00:19:44,200
-Information On Unions meeting.
-Thanks. Yeah.

427
00:19:44,280 --> 00:19:46,960
Yeah, cause at SUD
we're very concerned about everything.

428
00:19:47,040 --> 00:19:49,400
But mostly job precarity,
working conditions and--

429
00:19:49,480 --> 00:19:50,720
-Really?
-I swear!

430
00:19:50,800 --> 00:19:53,480
And mostly… Oh, okay.
Yeah, I'll wait. See you, okay.

431
00:19:55,720 --> 00:19:57,200
-Hello?
-How's your first day?

432
00:19:57,280 --> 00:20:00,400
-Bad. Awful. Get me out of here.
-No, no, no, no, no. What's going on?

433
00:20:00,480 --> 00:20:02,040
You spend most days dealing with scum.

434
00:20:02,120 --> 00:20:04,040
Don't tell me you're afraid
of a few school brats.

435
00:20:04,120 --> 00:20:06,200
I know how to deal with scum,
not silly high school--

436
00:20:06,280 --> 00:20:07,480
Okay, stop!

437
00:20:07,560 --> 00:20:09,040
-Just calm down.
-[exhales]

438
00:20:09,120 --> 00:20:10,800
-Try to breathe.
-Okay, I am. Yeah.

439
00:20:10,880 --> 00:20:13,640
No, no, no, don't breathe like that.
Listen to my breathing.

440
00:20:13,720 --> 00:20:15,840
-Oh, please.
-[breathes deeply]

441
00:20:21,760 --> 00:20:24,840
-Are we done?
-There you go. Better.

442
00:20:24,920 --> 00:20:27,400
-Nobody spotted you?
-No. I don't think so.

443
00:20:27,480 --> 00:20:29,480
-[sighs]
-Good job then. Great work.

444
00:20:29,560 --> 00:20:32,680
-Keep it up and you'll soon be free to go.
-Perfect.

445
00:20:32,760 --> 00:20:35,480
Don't forget though.
Discretion, observation, stealth.

446
00:20:35,560 --> 00:20:37,480
Yeah, yeah, whatever.
Discretion, observation.

447
00:20:37,560 --> 00:20:40,000
Hey! Don't say sorry, you son of a bitch!

448
00:20:41,160 --> 00:20:43,160
Who did you call a son of a bitch?

449
00:20:44,360 --> 00:20:45,320
Nobody.

450
00:20:46,320 --> 00:20:48,320
[chuckles] We're getting cut off.

451
00:20:51,280 --> 00:20:53,440
Everything's fine. Enjoy your meal.

452
00:20:54,080 --> 00:20:56,080
[school bell ringing]

453
00:20:57,120 --> 00:21:00,000
And right before dying
my father looked at me and said,

454
00:21:00,520 --> 00:21:03,240
''Duardo. You must go to France."

455
00:21:03,320 --> 00:21:08,240
"Teach mathematics. France is the country
of Victor Hugo and Charles de Gaulle."

456
00:21:08,320 --> 00:21:12,760
"It's lots of paid holidays, strikes
and protests and all the no, no, no!"

457
00:21:12,840 --> 00:21:16,080
"Pero, it's la baguette
and les croissants and Michel Sardou."

458
00:21:16,160 --> 00:21:19,120
Before closing his eyes for the last time,
he looked at me and said,

459
00:21:19,640 --> 00:21:22,320
“Yo soy Pablo Emilio Escobar Gaviria!”

460
00:21:24,040 --> 00:21:25,680
He had dementia
towards the end of his life

461
00:21:25,760 --> 00:21:27,880
but, uh, back then Colombia was harsh.

462
00:21:28,920 --> 00:21:31,080
That being said
everyone take out some paper

463
00:21:31,160 --> 00:21:34,720
and write your parents' name, profession,
and if they have a criminal record.

464
00:21:34,800 --> 00:21:36,920
-[all clamoring]
-That's not allowed!

465
00:21:37,000 --> 00:21:39,480
“Uh! He can't ask us that!”
Yes. Yes, I can if I want to.

466
00:21:39,560 --> 00:21:42,200
I just spoke with the minister.
She said I can do whatever I want.

467
00:21:42,280 --> 00:21:43,200
Come on. Start writing.

468
00:21:49,520 --> 00:21:50,680
What the hell is he doing?

469
00:21:53,280 --> 00:21:56,120
-Why aren't you writing anything?
-No paper.

470
00:21:56,800 --> 00:21:57,880
No paper.

471
00:22:02,480 --> 00:22:03,400
No pen either.

472
00:22:04,000 --> 00:22:04,880
Of course.

473
00:22:07,240 --> 00:22:08,320
Do you know how to write?

474
00:22:08,840 --> 00:22:11,240
-Tsk.
-Then write. Parents name and profession.

475
00:22:11,880 --> 00:22:14,960
You a cop, sir? Give me my phone.

476
00:22:15,040 --> 00:22:16,480
-What's the matter?
-Give me my phone!

477
00:22:16,560 --> 00:22:18,720
What's wrong? Do you not know your father?

478
00:22:19,800 --> 00:22:20,920
Stop pissing me off.

479
00:22:21,000 --> 00:22:22,920
Ooh! Don't talk to me like that.
I'm your teacher.

480
00:22:23,000 --> 00:22:26,160
A teacher? You're no teacher.
You're a shitty substitute.

481
00:22:26,240 --> 00:22:28,520
These days
even a lousy bum can get a sub gig.

482
00:22:28,600 --> 00:22:30,040
Ooh.

483
00:22:30,120 --> 00:22:31,240
[Kylian chuckles]

484
00:22:32,120 --> 00:22:33,760
-He's on fire, huh?
-[chuckles]

485
00:22:33,840 --> 00:22:36,400
But he's gonna quickly cool off
before I rip his man bun off.

486
00:22:36,480 --> 00:22:37,400
Really?

487
00:22:37,920 --> 00:22:39,120
Go ahead and try.

488
00:22:44,120 --> 00:22:45,560
Want another beating, Santozzio?

489
00:22:45,640 --> 00:22:47,800
No, hold on, guys. I… I have a plan.

490
00:22:47,880 --> 00:22:49,960
I'm gonna steal the exam sheets
and bring them to you.

491
00:22:50,040 --> 00:22:52,120
And worse case scenario,
I'll help you during the exam.

492
00:22:52,760 --> 00:22:54,640
-Sounds good?
-Wrong answer.

493
00:23:04,560 --> 00:23:06,640
-[gasps]
-[students exclaiming]

494
00:23:07,480 --> 00:23:08,520
[girl] Oh God.

495
00:23:11,840 --> 00:23:14,280
[device beeping]

496
00:23:14,360 --> 00:23:16,240
-[alarm sounding]
-Ah! Na-na-na-na-na-na-na!

497
00:23:16,320 --> 00:23:18,160
Oh! [shushing]

498
00:23:18,240 --> 00:23:20,360
-Fucking ankle bracelet.
-[phone buzzing]

499
00:23:20,440 --> 00:23:21,640
Ah!

500
00:23:22,240 --> 00:23:23,160
Yeah, Lucie?

501
00:23:23,680 --> 00:23:24,520
I know. Yeah.

502
00:23:24,600 --> 00:23:28,400
Well, what do I know? It just
won't stop ringing for the past… Huh?

503
00:23:28,480 --> 00:23:32,360
I swear on my mother's life I didn't. Stop
yelling at me and turn the bracelet--.

504
00:23:32,440 --> 00:23:33,520
There. Finally.

505
00:23:34,480 --> 00:23:37,360
Other than that I need to tell you.
This isn't gonna work.

506
00:23:37,920 --> 00:23:40,880
Why not? Because…
because I've just been assaulted.

507
00:23:41,400 --> 00:23:43,840
Yeah. No, it's okay. I'm fine.

508
00:23:43,920 --> 00:23:46,800
Send me to jail then, what can I say?
I'll call you back.

509
00:23:46,880 --> 00:23:48,160
[Nora sighs]

510
00:23:52,000 --> 00:23:54,880
I've been dreaming
of hitting one of them for ages.

511
00:23:54,960 --> 00:23:57,080
How'd it feel? Satisfying, huh?

512
00:23:58,000 --> 00:23:59,560
-Not really, no.
-No?

513
00:23:59,640 --> 00:24:00,960
-No, no.
-Édouard? Édouard?

514
00:24:01,040 --> 00:24:02,240
-Yeah?
-Hi. Uh…

515
00:24:02,320 --> 00:24:04,360
You know how I always
stand by my colleagues, right?

516
00:24:04,440 --> 00:24:05,280
Of course.

517
00:24:05,360 --> 00:24:08,320
I've gotta say right now,
I'm very… disappointed.

518
00:24:08,400 --> 00:24:10,760
-Why?
-Why? Because violence, Édouard,

519
00:24:10,840 --> 00:24:12,920
is never the answer!
We leave that to the police.

520
00:24:13,000 --> 00:24:15,320
Corporal punishment
was accepted not so long ago.

521
00:24:15,400 --> 00:24:17,480
-Yeah, totally. You're absolutely right.
-Yeah. I know.

522
00:24:17,560 --> 00:24:19,520
You could shit in the streets
and marry your sister.

523
00:24:19,600 --> 00:24:20,440
Ever heard of progress?

524
00:24:20,520 --> 00:24:22,480
-[scoffs] Progress.
-I know what Kylian is like.

525
00:24:22,560 --> 00:24:24,040
He's an amazing young boy.

526
00:24:24,120 --> 00:24:26,520
-Amazing isn't the word I'd use.
-He really is!

527
00:24:26,600 --> 00:24:28,680
-He just has ADHD.
-AD what?

528
00:24:28,760 --> 00:24:30,440
Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder.

529
00:24:30,520 --> 00:24:32,800
[laughs] That's a long way
to say "dickhead."

530
00:24:32,880 --> 00:24:35,400
Oh my goodness! Finally!
Someone who tells it like it is!

531
00:24:35,480 --> 00:24:37,320
These kids need to be more disciplined.

532
00:24:37,400 --> 00:24:39,400
Break it, fix it. Mess it up, clean it.
End of story.

533
00:24:39,480 --> 00:24:41,240
If talking about discipline
makes me a fascist--

534
00:24:41,320 --> 00:24:43,880
-Let's cut the crap, you're a fascist.
-I'm not a fascist.

535
00:24:43,960 --> 00:24:45,040
-Édouard?
-Yeah?

536
00:24:45,120 --> 00:24:46,360
The principal wants to see you.

537
00:24:46,440 --> 00:24:48,160
I'm guessing to fire me? No need. I'm out.

538
00:24:48,240 --> 00:24:51,480
Oh, no, no, no, no!
If the principal calls you, you go.

539
00:24:51,560 --> 00:24:54,200
-No choice. That's all there is to it.
-I'm sorry but I'm leaving.

540
00:24:54,280 --> 00:24:56,360
No, no, no. Follow me. Come on, let's go.

541
00:24:59,680 --> 00:25:02,040
[intriguing music playing]

542
00:25:14,160 --> 00:25:15,120
[exhales]

543
00:25:23,640 --> 00:25:28,840
Hold on tight! Get ready folks! Ready,
steady and spin, spin, spin! [laughs]

544
00:25:30,880 --> 00:25:32,680
[whistles] This is mine now.

545
00:25:43,200 --> 00:25:44,240
Eddy?

546
00:25:47,200 --> 00:25:48,120
Tiphaine?

547
00:25:48,760 --> 00:25:49,600
[chuckles]

548
00:25:57,400 --> 00:25:58,720
What are you doing here?

549
00:25:59,760 --> 00:26:01,960
I'm the principal, and you?
Why are you here?

550
00:26:02,720 --> 00:26:04,520
I'm your new teacher. [laughs]

551
00:26:07,160 --> 00:26:08,760
Sandrine, where's Édouard Martin?

552
00:26:09,800 --> 00:26:11,360
He's there.

553
00:26:12,400 --> 00:26:13,800
-Tsk. Eh?
-[sighs]

554
00:26:14,360 --> 00:26:15,400
Okay.

555
00:26:16,560 --> 00:26:19,440
Please prepare the paperwork
for Mr. Santozzio's dismissal.

556
00:26:20,080 --> 00:26:21,720
Who's Mr. Santozzio?

557
00:26:21,800 --> 00:26:23,080
He is, Sandrine.

558
00:26:23,800 --> 00:26:25,320
Why hello, Sandrine.

559
00:26:25,920 --> 00:26:28,800
But are you sure? We've been looking
for a substitute for six months.

560
00:26:28,880 --> 00:26:30,840
-I don't care.
-The final exam's around the corner.

561
00:26:30,920 --> 00:26:34,280
-In five minutes he's out of here.
-Okay. But don't forget about the finals!

562
00:26:34,360 --> 00:26:35,200
[sighs]

563
00:26:35,280 --> 00:26:38,280
[Sandrine] We just need someone
to cover for a few weeks.

564
00:26:38,360 --> 00:26:39,680
Unbelievable.

565
00:26:41,640 --> 00:26:42,600
Still a real beauty.

566
00:26:43,200 --> 00:26:44,760
Who's this Édouard Martin?

567
00:26:45,760 --> 00:26:47,680
That's a long story. Forget about it.

568
00:26:47,760 --> 00:26:50,520
So how have you been? This is… [chuckles]

569
00:26:50,600 --> 00:26:54,720
This is crazy. You've become
a school principal… like your dad.

570
00:26:55,280 --> 00:26:57,040
-[laughs]
-Hm.

571
00:26:57,120 --> 00:26:58,520
No wedding ring.

572
00:26:58,600 --> 00:27:00,600
What are you doing here? Hm?

573
00:27:01,600 --> 00:27:02,800
Did you come to ruin my life?

574
00:27:02,880 --> 00:27:04,720
No. I told you, it's a…

575
00:27:05,360 --> 00:27:07,080
It's a crazy coincidence.

576
00:27:07,160 --> 00:27:10,600
Turns out I became a teacher
and I've been assigned to your school.

577
00:27:10,680 --> 00:27:12,720
And you start off by punching a student.
No big deal.

578
00:27:12,800 --> 00:27:15,040
Yeah, well, things kinda
got out of control with Kylian.

579
00:27:15,120 --> 00:27:16,200
-I'll go apologize.
-No.

580
00:27:16,280 --> 00:27:17,680
You're getting the hell out of here!

581
00:27:18,280 --> 00:27:19,240
Okay?

582
00:27:19,320 --> 00:27:22,280
I'd rather see all my students
fail to get their diploma

583
00:27:22,360 --> 00:27:24,720
before having to deal with you
for another second!

584
00:27:24,800 --> 00:27:26,720
Hold on. Wait.
I have to tell you something.

585
00:27:26,800 --> 00:27:27,840
Sorry.

586
00:27:28,920 --> 00:27:30,440
But you can't fire me just like that.

587
00:27:30,520 --> 00:27:31,920
I think I can. Believe me.

588
00:27:32,000 --> 00:27:34,160
No. Unfortunately, you can't.

589
00:27:34,680 --> 00:27:38,120
I'm not supposed to tell anyone
but right now I'm on a mission.

590
00:27:38,200 --> 00:27:39,880
-Wow. Okay.
-It's a really huge case so…

591
00:27:39,960 --> 00:27:42,880
-I see you're still a liar.
-No. It's the truth! Look at me.

592
00:27:42,960 --> 00:27:44,080
Trust me, please.

593
00:27:47,520 --> 00:27:48,560
Is that…

594
00:27:51,800 --> 00:27:53,040
That's my pen, isn't it?

595
00:27:53,760 --> 00:27:55,360
Oh! Let me go! You're hurting me!

596
00:27:55,440 --> 00:27:56,960
-Come on. Move along.
-Oh! Fuck! Lucie!

597
00:27:57,040 --> 00:27:59,120
Wait, guys! Uh. Let him go. It's fine.

598
00:27:59,200 --> 00:28:00,920
-Are you sure?
-Yes.

599
00:28:01,000 --> 00:28:02,600
-He's a pain in the ass.
-I know. Yeah.

600
00:28:03,040 --> 00:28:04,880
-Yeah! I'll remember this!
-Man, just shut up.

601
00:28:04,960 --> 00:28:06,480
-[scoffs]
-What do you want?

602
00:28:06,560 --> 00:28:08,080
Please don't put me in jail.

603
00:28:08,160 --> 00:28:11,240
You think I find this funny? Three years
busting my ass gone 'cause of your shit.

604
00:28:11,320 --> 00:28:14,000
-But it's not my fault!
-You didn't hit a kid in first period?

605
00:28:14,080 --> 00:28:15,680
Uh no. It was second period.

606
00:28:15,760 --> 00:28:17,640
-[scoffs]
-Wait, wait, wait! Lou! Lou!

607
00:28:19,080 --> 00:28:22,640
Say ''Lou'' one more time
and I'll break your knees.

608
00:28:23,240 --> 00:28:24,720
Okay. Lucie.

609
00:28:26,360 --> 00:28:28,360
It's a good thing
that the principal knows me.

610
00:28:28,960 --> 00:28:31,680
-We can use that.
-She didn't look too happy to see you.

611
00:28:32,920 --> 00:28:34,120
What happened between you?

612
00:28:37,400 --> 00:28:38,720
[sighs]

613
00:28:38,800 --> 00:28:40,840
PRINCIPAL

614
00:28:49,760 --> 00:28:50,680
Come on.

615
00:28:51,200 --> 00:28:52,920
Eddy, we need to go, all right?

616
00:28:53,000 --> 00:28:55,680
-If my dad catches us in his office…
-Hold on. Two seconds, Tiph.

617
00:28:58,200 --> 00:28:59,480
Wait! What are you doing?

618
00:29:00,600 --> 00:29:01,800
What's the code?

619
00:29:01,880 --> 00:29:04,480
Eddy, why steal the exam papers?
You're really good in math.

620
00:29:04,560 --> 00:29:07,160
I'm gonna sell them. With the money
I'll get you whatever you want.

621
00:29:07,760 --> 00:29:08,920
Whatever I want?

622
00:29:10,480 --> 00:29:11,480
[sighs]

623
00:29:13,520 --> 00:29:16,520
[safe lock beeping]

624
00:29:16,600 --> 00:29:18,240
-[door unlocks]
-[chuckles]

625
00:29:19,200 --> 00:29:20,400
03-16.

626
00:29:21,080 --> 00:29:23,040
16th of March. It's your birthday.

627
00:29:23,760 --> 00:29:24,600
Amazing.

628
00:29:28,440 --> 00:29:30,000
What are you two doing in here?

629
00:29:30,760 --> 00:29:32,120
[Eddy] Her father got fired and…

630
00:29:33,160 --> 00:29:34,880
we got a five-year exam ban.

631
00:29:35,600 --> 00:29:37,240
And she hasn't spoken to me since.

632
00:29:38,160 --> 00:29:39,120
That's perfect.

633
00:29:39,200 --> 00:29:41,400
Not only does she know you
but she also hates you.

634
00:29:42,040 --> 00:29:44,240
-So thanks. But no thanks.
-No, wait, wait, wait!

635
00:29:44,320 --> 00:29:46,840
I know her by heart! That'll be useful!

636
00:29:49,760 --> 00:29:51,000
That'll be useful, how?

637
00:29:51,080 --> 00:29:53,680
I know how she thinks.
I know how to convince her.

638
00:29:54,800 --> 00:29:58,200
Besides, the finals are coming up
and you won't find better than me. Huh?

639
00:29:59,480 --> 00:30:00,840
Do it for your kids.

640
00:30:00,920 --> 00:30:02,400
-And for Steven.
-It's not Steven.

641
00:30:02,480 --> 00:30:03,360
-Simon?
-Still no.

642
00:30:03,440 --> 00:30:05,080
I'll find it. Whaddya say?

643
00:30:13,800 --> 00:30:14,800
Tiph.

644
00:30:14,880 --> 00:30:17,560
-The fuck, Eddy! Leave me alone!
-Just give me two seconds, that's it.

645
00:30:17,640 --> 00:30:18,720
Please, two seconds.

646
00:30:18,800 --> 00:30:21,920
-Look. I want you to meet, uh…
-Martine.

647
00:30:22,000 --> 00:30:24,040
-Martine?
-Martine, yeah.

648
00:30:24,120 --> 00:30:25,960
-Nice to meet you.
-Nice to meet you.

649
00:30:26,480 --> 00:30:27,920
-Who is she?
-She's my IPO.

650
00:30:28,000 --> 00:30:29,080
Your…?

651
00:30:29,160 --> 00:30:30,400
My IPO. She's my IPO.

652
00:30:31,360 --> 00:30:33,600
My Integration and…

653
00:30:33,680 --> 00:30:35,160
-Probation Officer.
-Probation Officer.

654
00:30:35,240 --> 00:30:37,400
-Yes. Your Probation Officer.
-Probation Officer.

655
00:30:37,480 --> 00:30:39,120
I'm gonna stop beating around the bush.

656
00:30:39,200 --> 00:30:41,800
Tiph, if I changed names
it's because I went to jail.

657
00:30:41,880 --> 00:30:44,520
I ripped people off,
I stole things but I paid my debt.

658
00:30:44,600 --> 00:30:46,360
-Mm-hm.
-I did. I paid my debt.

659
00:30:47,280 --> 00:30:49,360
-In jail I gave math classes.
-Yes.

660
00:30:49,440 --> 00:30:51,600
-I was deeply committed.
-Enormously.

661
00:30:51,680 --> 00:30:54,920
I learned to share, to help others.
I swear, it changed me and now…

662
00:30:55,000 --> 00:30:56,920
Now that's why
I want to be a math teacher.

663
00:30:57,000 --> 00:30:59,360
I'm not the same guy anymore.
Tell her, Lou.

664
00:31:00,240 --> 00:31:01,200
Martine, no?

665
00:31:01,280 --> 00:31:02,320
-Martine? Oh! Martine!
-Yes.

666
00:31:02,400 --> 00:31:03,760
[Lucie] He's telling the truth.

667
00:31:03,840 --> 00:31:06,240
I've been supervising him
since day one in prison,

668
00:31:06,320 --> 00:31:08,480
-and he's made so much progress.
-For real.

669
00:31:08,560 --> 00:31:11,200
He taught inmates how to read!

670
00:31:11,280 --> 00:31:13,200
-In Braille even!
-Yes. Even in Braille.

671
00:31:13,280 --> 00:31:15,280
-He helped a few get their diplomas.
-They did great!

672
00:31:15,360 --> 00:31:17,040
-Some even graduated with honors!
-A few.

673
00:31:17,120 --> 00:31:19,600
[chuckles] Did you
steal the subjects then too?

674
00:31:20,200 --> 00:31:22,840
-Just asking. You never know.
-No, he didn't. Listen, Tiphaine,

675
00:31:22,920 --> 00:31:25,040
-Eddy Santozzio, he might be a jerk.
-A piece of shit.

676
00:31:25,120 --> 00:31:27,080
-A huge piece of shit.
-Hey, come on.

677
00:31:27,160 --> 00:31:29,320
-Yeah. A total lowlife asshole. Yeah.
-Just… Yeah, well.

678
00:31:29,400 --> 00:31:32,160
But Édouard Martin… is not a bad person.

679
00:31:32,240 --> 00:31:34,200
He really deserves
a second chance, Tiphaine.

680
00:31:35,320 --> 00:31:36,760
He's trustworthy.

681
00:31:37,320 --> 00:31:38,360
I swear.

682
00:31:40,840 --> 00:31:41,840
I'm sorry.

683
00:31:42,640 --> 00:31:44,280
I don't ever want to see him again.

684
00:31:46,800 --> 00:31:48,840
-Fuck. She really hates you.
-You think?

685
00:31:48,920 --> 00:31:50,800
Yeah. I've got an idea. Wait!

686
00:31:54,560 --> 00:31:57,000
-Tiphaine.
-No. I don't think you get it, Martine.

687
00:31:57,080 --> 00:31:59,280
Believe me.
I've known him since I was a kid.

688
00:32:01,720 --> 00:32:04,360
I think you should just give him a chance.
I mean, look at this guy!

689
00:32:09,160 --> 00:32:10,360
Thank you so much.

690
00:32:16,440 --> 00:32:17,920
You're back tomorrow at eight.

691
00:32:18,360 --> 00:32:19,400
She's still into me, right?

692
00:32:19,480 --> 00:32:20,480
-Not at all.
-So then why?

693
00:32:20,560 --> 00:32:22,800
I told her we were getting married
and we needed the money.

694
00:32:22,880 --> 00:32:24,320
What are you doing? Stop.

695
00:32:24,840 --> 00:32:27,160
-I'm grateful, thanks!
-Get your hand off me.

696
00:32:27,240 --> 00:32:29,560
-Great. Kiss me cause she's watching us.
-Absolutely not.

697
00:32:29,640 --> 00:32:31,200
-She's watching. Kiss me.
-Keep dreaming.

698
00:32:31,280 --> 00:32:33,640
-Do it now! Fucking kiss me.
-What? Not in a million year--

699
00:32:35,800 --> 00:32:37,720
[upbeat, funky music playing]

700
00:33:34,560 --> 00:33:35,960
[music ends]